Sunday, May 2, 2010

I Hate Stupid People


I really dont mind stupid people being stupid, as long as it doesnt affect me than by all means please go about your buisness. However what really does get on every one of my last nerves is when stupid people talk to you as if you are the stupid one in the conversation. Let me give you an example.

My gas light came on tonight, so I pulled into a Hess for some gas. I walk up to the clerk hand her $30 and go on my merry way. I get out to my pump and its not starting, so I walk inside and ask her what Im doing wrong because its not pumping. She informs me that I already pumped my gas.

WTF??

I tell her I really didnt and that I am still on dead empty. She tells me I must not have put enough to get past empty.

Again.... WTF??

I tell her that not only is it impossible to pump $30 of gas in less than a minute but it is also impossible to put $30 in your tank and still be on empty. She says she does not know what to tell me but that I did in fact pump my gas and there was nothing more she could do for me.

Arghh!! WTF!!

At this point I am really starting to lose my cool. Shes looking at me like Im some low life trying to get more gas than I payed for and Im looking at her like she better figure this out because Im not leaving without my gas. Finally I had enough, I ask her for my receipt. She walks over to the register to print it out, looks at her screen, and says "oh...."

AH HA!!

She walks over to me with my receipt and tells me that it should work now. Avoiding any further headache I take my receipt and walk away without a word, just a look that said it all:

"I was right all along and you were wrong, but thats okay. Im going to go pump my gas now. I will leave you alone now to attend to whatever other stupidness you may have had planned for the evening......"

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